February 2012
181 posts
theguyofpawtism:
janedoodles:
nerdyshitandragecomics:
lypophrenia: a feeling of sadness seemingly without a cause
drapetomania: an overwhelming urge to run away
escapism: a mental desire to retreat from unpleasant realities through fantasy
wanderlust: a desire to travel, to understand one’s very existence
dysania: the state of finding it difficult to get out of bed in the...
dear artists of homestuck
jiinkiie2:
gonnaslapabitch:
tiddlecup:
are you ever confused sometimes when people reblog or reply to your art with things like
“POOPS SELF”
or “SCREAMS”
or “SCREAMS WHILE VIOLENTLY SHITTING SELF!!!!!”
i just feel like i wouldn’t know how to react if i showed someone my drawings and they immediately started pooping and screaming
oh my god stop I literally spit all over my tablet...
Find out your chum handle and text colour.
crayolacolored:
djavjr:
littlepuddle:
blackscarves:
sweetjintan:
averyfreshprince:
descartes-and-thosecartes:
Go here and click ‘random article’ to the left. Use the first word of the title (excluding ‘And’, ‘The’, ‘Or’, any number, or a name if you don’t like it) to be the first word in your title.
Click ‘random’ again and repeat above step for second word.
After you have your...
My Roxy wig came in today. :D
And it’s like…perfect! Now all I need for Promstuck is my shirt.
And to plan my makeup. I’m thinking a mix of purple and silver, but light enough to not compete with the black lips.
Is it just me or is Taylor Swift like the girl...
Yeah, pretty much. She also apparently hates gays and threatens guys who broke her heart.
No way she’s a good role model for young people.
emthegiant:
TH3 CH3RRY 4V3NG3R: Tell me what kind of pony you are
dontbeadirk:
alizabith:
negi-toro:
boner-core:
rustbones:
rainbownotation:
Go here and punch in your name to get your pony name, and then enter it here to get what kind of pony you are
Starlight Waltz
A spirited, cautious pony who loves…
Mist Chaser
A silly, bookish pony who loves waking up early and...
myheartisright-here:
i hate when you finish a cup of yogurt or pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over
So I got my new binder
nysus:
ochinchinstrider:
megannicoline:
This is me in my usual bra, note the 34D/32DD boobs.
And here is the binder, almost completely flat.
This thing is awesome. It is remarkably comfortable, too. Feels a bit like wearing a sports bra. I got it from Love Boat, this one (http://www.lesloveboat.com/shop/product_info.php?products_id=122&osCsid=57cc209b6d95c6c3efa2d87a2325b6c2)
...
If you say "y'all" or "ain't" in my presence,...
halcyoncoils:
geromy:
windows-vriska:
ferrrox:
clearly-borderline:
coolbrosparkles:
clearly-borderline:
Agreed.
I’m originally from Gaston County, North Carolina, which is RIGHT IN THE FUCKING MIDDLE OF THE BIBLEBELTED SWEET TEA DRINKING FUCKHOLE, and I said it all of my life up until I moved to the coast. Nobody says it unless they want to get beat up.
Fucking.
Thank.
You.
...
hussiempreg:
roselalonde:
hussiempreg:
im gonna cry because i just realized i can bend the tip of my fingers and its really fucking weird omg
ewe fsmhgjklndmbjfhsdgskfnljkh
how do you do that
idk i was bored and i was playing with my fingers like i was pretending they were giraffes and then they bent like that all of a sudden and i screamed
I can do it too :D
Your OTP is having sex in your bed. The sixth gif...
wiggity-wiggity-whack:
last night while playing the hades cup in kh1, i kept shouting every time i almost died and looking back on the shit i was yelling, i’m kinda grossed out lmao
“oh fuck me in the balls”
“can someone kill this fucking duck”
“punch me in the nuts”
“you’re twisting my dick here, let it GO”
“cloud you bitch ass nigga you BITCH ASS”
“fuck you in the urethra”
i don’t even...
Nevermind, found a cabaret show
I’m staying in france for a while
Shit, now I'm in France but I found a berry bush...
Maybe I should start heading east and hope to wind up in england
I'm in the middle of Bumsville, Germany and...
Awww, Mapcrunch loves Tumblr
I’m probably going to ragequit in 10 minutes tops
What Color Is Your Rainbow? →
Hey Tumblr, there are deeds to be done and...
diegueno:
beezelbubbles:
So Budget Travel has a poll up for the 15 places kids should see before 15, and the creation museum is spamming the poll. So can we tumblr bomb this thing? Not that it’s a huge thing, but still. I can’t believe the creation museum has over 3k votes at this point while actual museums have 300 votes or fewer.
For The Love of Sanity, Tumblrs, you secular elitists need...
notdavesprite:
ahmerst:
Also even though Dirk is from Texas, I can see him riding English as opposed to Western.
And then Jake would be really disappointed because he thinks Western looks so much more exciting and rugged. Case in point:
English dressage
Western barrel racing
I LIKE ENGLISH BETTER BECAUSE WHITE PANTS…………..
Dirk would be a three-day eventer which is just as hardcore...
KIWI AND THE PONIES
kiwicheeks:
kiwi is introduced to the ponies and quickly inspects rarity’s horn
she then moves on to sweetie belle
and swiftly incapacitates her
it is then she finds her true love, fluttershy
mwah mwah
she checks out applejack and rarity a bit
but then returns to her love, fluttershy
kiwi loves ponies
Told a Petco Customer, "Go Read a Fucking Book"
ferretorium:
tl;dr, told off a stupid-ass customer today who was intent on buying a ferret. Here’s how it went.
I work at Petco, and today I protected ferrets from a potential shitty owner.
The guy walks up to the ferret cage and he’s saying things like he wants THAT guy, right there, that one, because he remembers him poking his nose through the cage a day ago, because the ferret wanted to...
